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Entries from February 2008

You have the right to remain horizontal……

Sunday, 17 February, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Now we all know that Big Brother is watching us these days at all times, pretty much. That is a given. We also know that there is a lot of debate regarding the relative merits and downsides of constant CCTV intrusion/observation in all our lives and I am not going to open that particular can of worms here at the present moment. That is a thorny issue at the best of times, I find, especially here in the UK. We are, after all, the most watched nation on God’s creation. 

I do, however, have a little something to say to one Deputy Charlette Marshall-Jones of Hillsborough County’s Finest. When you felt the need to up-end a quadriplegic man from his wheelchair and search him whilst he was face down and unable to right himself due to his disability, did it never occur to you that there were cameras in the room making a record of this act of sheer stupidity? 

More than an act of stupidity, even. An act of downright ignorance in the face of ALL the fecking evidence. There were a couple of clues that you should have picked up on when you asked him to stand and he didn’t.

  •  The chair he was in had dirty great wheels on it. Not unlike a wheelchair
  • He told you that he was disabled and, as such, needed a chair with wheels. A wheelchair, in fact

You thought he was having you on, did you? You reckoned he was having a laugh at your expense? Who do you reckon is going to be laughing now? Well, I will wager that you are going to have a fair while to ponder that particular conundrum.

Honestly, I would love to hear what to ‘protect and serve’ actually means in her world. I have only more thing to add to this sorry wee tale. We have heard down the years of many travesties of justice carried out by police officers, in many and various countries. All heinous in their own right and worthy of righteous scorn by all proper thinking people. 

It does beggar belief, however, when the police are downright asinine enough to be recorded for posterity and, in turn, earn their own twisted fifteen minutes of fame. To paraphrase a legal term here, there is a precedent for this.

Two words, people.

Rodney. King.

 

  

Categories: Crime and Punishment
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Thou shalt…..

Sunday, 3 February, 2008 · Leave a Comment

A short one but a sweetie….

A friend of mine sent this to me and, in the proper spirit of interweb camaraderie, I felt the compulsion to share.

Enjoy.

 

Categories: Blasphemy · Crime and Punishment · Dan Le Sac · Scroobius Pip · Thou shalt always kill
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Come The Day And Come The Hour….

Saturday, 2 February, 2008 · Leave a Comment

…..Come the power and the glory! Yes, dear readers, I am a happy man again. We are once again blessed with one of the finest collections of teams hard at each other again in one of the most glorious sporting tournaments ever conceived. 

The Six Nations is with us once more! Glory be!

It seems only a short while since last we met and yet I feel I have been hanging forever with eager anticipation for the kick off! I have been caught at work whistling and humming various rugby favourites with a silly grin plastered all over my face, much to the annoyance of some my work colleagues.

Mind you, these individuals wouldn’t know a line out from a driving maul so they don’t count….

As the more astute of you out there will be aware by the title of this latest offering, I am achingly longing for the Irish lads to do us proud. We have to salvage some pride once more following our abysmal showing in the World Cup last year. I have no idea what happened there but it is time to chalk it up to piss-poor efforts all round, bury it and move on.

 

That being said, I have just watched the first match, with Ireland hosting Italy at Croke Park for the first time…..and I am not a happy camper, people! I am, in fact, a nervous soul, if the truth be told……

We won. Just. Only just….by the grace of God and the skin of our teeth did we only just win!

 

I have to say that a lot of folks down the years have been disparaging of Italian rugby but I have always had a grudging respect for these lads. Given that they finished ahead of two of the home nations in the 2007 tournament there is a lot of raw talent there to be tapped. That along with the fact that the opening line up today looked like it was able to block out the sun was a bit of a worry!

They are young, fit, hungry and fecking huge!!

That was reflected quite convincingly in the fact that the score-line was  so tight at 16-11 to the Irish lads. 

 

Now that is a worrying notion, boys. I am not sure about anyone else but I think it smacks way too much of the start that we had in France against Namibia.

Looked what happened to us thereafter….!

Not pretty lads, was it?  

Irish manager, Eddie O’Sullivan, recognised this fact after the game, 

  “I’d have preferred if we hit the ground running but I have to be sensible and know the winning the first game is hard.”

Hmm, alright. Fair enough, Eddie, but I fervently trust that this is taken on board by the lads when next they stand line abreast and shuffle their way through ‘Ireland’s Call”.   

On a slightly fluffier note, however, I am fresh from bouncing around my abode following the second offering of rugby today. Wales have just comprehensively handed the English squad their arses on a big-ass platter with a very convincing 26-19 trouncing.

It was made all the more delicious given the fact that Wales were 10 points behind going in from the first half and the world and his wife figured that England had it in the bag.

Including my (English) girlfriend.

Really? How’s that, then?  

I think it is fairly safe to say that there will be much jollity in the valleys tonight.

What am I saying? It is not unfair to say that you can pretty much write the weekend off and there will be a shitload of sick calls in the likes of Swansea, Cardiff and the like come Monday morning!

And why not, I say? It has only taken the daft Welsh buggers two fecking decades to beat the English in their own back yard!   

About bloody time….

Yes, yes, I know! Hardly the right spirit in these days of fair play and non-partisan behaviour in sports and that! I know. I got the pamphlet. I chose not to subscribe…..

Guess what? I care not a bar! I am still staunchly of the opinion that I only support two teams when it comes to international sport.

Ireland (natch) and anyone who is playing against England…..  

That put your back up, did it? Good. I couldn’t give a tuppennny cuss! It is a standpoint that I have had for as long as I remember and I do not plan to change now to please the huddled masses. I have no axe to grind with anyone particular. It is just that England has always been considered ‘the old enemy’ and t’will ever be thus!

Get used to it. I have. It still gives me the warm and fuzzies when the wheel falls off England’s sodding chariot……..especially when it happens in such a spectacular fashion! 

That being said, my smugness may well be short lived when the Irish boys face the French next week. In Paris.

True, it will be a fantastic weekend away for all those who choose to make their way over to see the action but I am praying (oh Lord, how I am praying!) that we get our shite together and bring the game to the French. 

But, sure, that is what makes the Six Nations everything that I love about international rugby. We are a long way from the end and there is still all to play for……

Go on, ya good things, ya!!                  

Categories: England · IRFU · Ireland · Ireland's Call · RBS 6 Nations · Rugby Union · Wales
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